Sonntag, 16. August 2015
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derherold, 00:01h
What's the difference between the male sperm and an real estate agent?
The sperm has a 1 in 250,000 chance of becoming human.
After years of wondering why he didn’t look like any of his siblings a man finally collected the nerve to ask his mother if he was adopted. “Yes, you were adopted,” his mother replied as she started to cry softly, “but it didn’t work out and they brought you back.”
How do you get a real estate agent out of a tree? Cut the rope.
I listed a maintenance free house.
In the last 25 years there hasn't been any maintenance.
The sperm has a 1 in 250,000 chance of becoming human.
After years of wondering why he didn’t look like any of his siblings a man finally collected the nerve to ask his mother if he was adopted. “Yes, you were adopted,” his mother replied as she started to cry softly, “but it didn’t work out and they brought you back.”
How do you get a real estate agent out of a tree? Cut the rope.
I listed a maintenance free house.
In the last 25 years there hasn't been any maintenance.
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